You bastards!

I know who
killed the Tucson Citizen ...

October 15, 1870 - May 16, 2009

We're all sad - and pissed - to see the Tucson Citizen go the way of so many newspapers lately. I, for one, am certainly not above laying blame and casting aspersions. So join me in a drink and a round of good old-fashioned trash-talk.

Assign blame with the form below. Click the [+] icons to rate responsibility.

  • Teh internets
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      Rating: 118
  • David Louie
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      Rating: 111
  • Jim Rowley
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      Rating: 81
  • World of Warcraft
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      Rating: 75
  • Vampiricus Socialus Tucsonicus
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      Rating: 78
  • Col. Mustard, library, candlestick
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      Rating: 93
  • Bastards w/ pigshit for imagination
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      Rating: 139
  • Slack-ass online department
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      Rating: -12
  • Never breaking any news
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      Rating: 96
  • Thorns and Flowers
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      Rating: 96
  • it was suicide.
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      Rating: 70
  • Conspiracy by Red Star & Jodirae
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      Rating: 16
  • Obama forgot newspaper bailout
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      Rating: 67
  • Lee execs
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      Rating: 56
  • Gannett
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      Rating: 152
  • Matt Fitzsimmons voting here
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      Rating: 114
  • Jan Brewer
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      Rating: 92
  • Calexico
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      Rating: 95
  • craigslist
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  • Jan Brewer
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      Rating: 80
  • Liberty Valance
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      Rating: 101
  • Do-nothing senior editors
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      Rating: 62
  • 1-1 reporter/editor ratio
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      Rating: 110
  • Readers
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      Rating: 56
  • Yet another Rodeo Parade
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      Rating: 79
  • Heywood Jablome
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      Rating: -45
  • It\'s a series of tubes
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      Rating: 141
  • Internet got unplugged
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      Rating: 89
  • Craig Dubow
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      Rating: 211
  • readers all appeared in Obits
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      Rating: 101
  • Johnjay and Rich
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      Rating: 138
  • you did, you bastard
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      Rating: 81
  • Bush's economic plan
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      Rating: 153
  • Al Gore
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      Rating: 154
  • Reporters who didn\'t
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      Rating: 97
  • City Desk surfing too much porno!
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      Rating: 100
  • Killing trees is SO 1988
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      Rating: 36
  • Squeaky Fromme
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      Rating: 80
  • Too many sexual harassment payouts
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      Rating: 103
  • Lazy ad reps
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      Rating: 302
  • the Minutemen
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      Rating: 88
  • Fucking Metromix
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      Rating: 95
  • Shitty big hits
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      Rating: 139
  • Susasn Cantrell
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      Rating: 109
  • The Man
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      Rating: 137
  • Senior Editor for Doing Nothing
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      Rating: 100
  • World of Warcraft
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      Rating: 136
  • Not enough pet stories
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      Rating: 123
  • Too many Bushmills for Jameson
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      Rating: -16
  • Kansas City.
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      Rating: 70
  • The Shitty Afternoon Slot
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      Rating: 77
  • time
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      Rating: 62
  • Not the deputy!
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      Rating: 63
  • Plus sections
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      Rating: 102
  • Meeting set to discuss issue
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      Rating: 61
  • Got too friendly w/ Cheney
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      Rating: 68
  • The exhumed corpse of Jack Palance
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      Rating: -52
  • Some shitbird at Gannett
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      Rating: 75
  • Jack Ruby
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      Rating: 12
  • Interwebs killed the dead-tree star
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      Rating: 128
  • Those drunks over in Sports
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      Rating: 83
  • Rio Nuevo
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      Rating: 106
  • Bob Walkup
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  • Bono
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  • Evil that lurks in the heart
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  • Just don\'t say it\'s still alive
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  • TNI
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  • The smart bomb blew up
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  • The unfilled publisher's office
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  • Al Gore, inventor of the Internet
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  • Don\'t flatter yourself, Red Star
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      Rating: 111
  • Jim Click, et al
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      Rating: 105
  • John Justice
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      Rating: 108
  • that garden gnome
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      Rating: 89
  • Commenters who forgot their meds
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      Rating: 91
  • 15 redesigns a year
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      Rating: 95
  • Fat-assed city desk
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      Rating: 107
  • One boring story too many
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      Rating: 78
  • Chester
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      Rating: 92
  • Had to save $37 million for Dubow
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      Rating: 102
  • Gannett\'s interweb gerbils all died
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      Rating: 75
  • The sheriff
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      Rating: 93
  • Mush-brained editors
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      Rating: 99
  • Chihak found something better
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      Rating: 118
  • DaVIDJ
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  • Red Star
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      Rating: 96
  • Illegal Immigrants
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      Rating: 89
  • Tara Connell
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      Rating: 48
  • Popcorn Fridays caused Q4 deficit
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      Rating: 52
  • I did
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      Rating: 101
  • Jim at Gannett Blog
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      Rating: 131
  • Abandoning its conservative roots.
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      Rating: 103
  • Dylan Smith
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  • Bob Fucking Dickey
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      Rating: 238
  • Your Mom
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  • Gracia Martore
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      Rating: 89
  • Mark Evans
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      Rating: 179
  • Vast right-wing conspiracy
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      Rating: 58
  • Greedy Gannett
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      Rating: 83
  • Kimble watching Girls Gone Wild
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  • cheap beer and regret
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      Rating: 82
  • giving a shit
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      Rating: 94
  • corporate leeches
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      Rating: 75
  • What the hell is a newspaper?
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      Rating: 96
  • The leering ghost of John McCain
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      Rating: 102
  • The Star
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      Rating: 91
  • too many liberal editors
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      Rating: 72
  • That idiot in Advertising
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      Rating: 100
  • Chihak leaving
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      Rating: 139
  • Your Mom
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      Rating: 54
  • Communist Reporters
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      Rating: 85
  • Shot newspaper just to watch it die
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      Rating: 26
  • Goldarg\'s Mom
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      Rating: 105
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Yeah! Screw them! Dontcha feel ever-so-much better now?

Do you know who killed the Citizen?

If you worked there, or read the paper, or commented on the website, I'm sure you have an opinion (I sure as hell do).
"I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" * 

Thanks for sharing the pain.

So what now?

"I'm going to cut out drinking and swearing and everything connected with the crazy newspaper business! Honey, I'll never even read a newspaper." * 

Rant, howl at the moon, stomp my feet. Drink. Drink more.

"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years." * 

Oh yeah, the Citizen alums are on Facebook now. You know, because it's required by law. So join the group.

For more info on the Citizen, check the Final Edition