You bastards!

I know who
killed the Tucson Citizen ...

Here are the top ten rated causes of the Citizen's demise... submitted by pissed-off ex-employees folks just like you!

Top Ten Bastards

Here are the top ten rated causes of the Citizen's demise... submitted by pissed-off ex-employees folks just like you!

  • 1. Lazy ad reps
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 305
  • 2. Bob Fucking Dickey
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 243
  • 3. Craig Dubow
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 213
  • 4. Mark Evans
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 179
  • 5. Al Gore
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 159
  • 6. Bush's economic plan
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 156
  • 7. Gannett
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 154
  • 8. TNI
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 148
  • 9. Bastards w/ pigshit for imagination
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 142
  • 10. It\'s a series of tubes
    Rate: +1 -1
    Rating: 140
Show everybody who screwed this up!

Do you know who killed the Citizen?

If you worked there, or read the paper, or commented on the website, I'm sure you have an opinion (I sure as hell do).
"I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" * 

Thanks for sharing the pain.

So what now?

"I'm going to cut out drinking and swearing and everything connected with the crazy newspaper business! Honey, I'll never even read a newspaper." * 

Rant, howl at the moon, stomp my feet. Drink. Drink more.

"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years." * 

Oh yeah, the Citizen alums are on Facebook now. You know, because it's required by law. So join the group.

For more info on the Citizen, check the Final Edition